Category: Dating Games Description: Get a Life is a dating game where you must build an attractive lifestyle in order to get the girl.
This means studying, getting a good job, working out and having an awesome pad to live in.
It's a ridiculous premise to be sure, but I'm sure deep down we all secretly pine for immortality via dating sim - or is that just me?
There's no shortage of simple, absurdist dating sims revolving around meme-status celebrities, including Nicolas Cage, Adam Sandler, and John Cena, to name a few. Its scenario is no less bizarre, featuring the buff, tough Jaeger pilots and quirky scientists of , you play as the most sensible character choice from the film: Hannibal Chau, the impossibly eccentric black market organ dealer brought to life by the one and only Ron Perlman. shines with a clear application of effort on the creator's part.
The game is "a heart-felt blend of bomb-defusing action and death-defying romance" with puzzles to solve and people to date, all very typical of the genre. In his stead, Sweet Fuse has a stable of hunky dudes to fill the game designer's shoes, including fighting game champ Kouta Meoshi and Ryuusei Mitarashi, male gigolo.
Then you hit this line, "Saki Inafune, niece to legendary game developer Keiji Inafune, cant wait to visit her uncles new theme park." Wait, hold on, hold the phone, is this Mega-Man-and-Resident-Evil Keiji Inafune? Bomb defusing-antics are what await as you travel the park searching for your uncle and trying to rescue the other captured attendants.
All of these things will affect a litany of personality meters, ranging from 'goodwill' to 'sensibility' and the game's art style will change based on her mood.If you don’t notice when she gets a new hair cut or new clothes you’ll be in trouble.You also need to remember important dates like Valentine’s day, your anniversary and her birthday and make sure you have gifts to give her. If you lose too many points you won’t have to worry about remembering anything about her, because you won’t have a girlfriend any more!Play this one with an open mind, and an open heart.Supports the love between: A guy and his disembodied head/potted plant Humanity's days are numbered.
Trust me, if you've been in a relationship long enough, you know what I'm talking about.