Unfortunately for them, we are not porn stars and that's not how we like to have sex! Anti-friends: Why are they always scared of meeting our friends? His caste: You're both not the same caste, so it's not working out?
To add to our misery, most of them also recycle their underwear by wearing them inside out. The spitting and pissing syndrome: We've seen men stop their cars in the middle of rush hour traffic, open their fly, pull out their appendage and piss on the road in full public view. Sex: Coming from the land of Kama Sutra, we are ashamed to admit that Indian men know nothing about the female body, let alone are aware of what to do in bed.
Have you ever seen a skinny Indian woman over the age of 35? Not only that, even decent-looking Indian girls have unappealing bodies.
Desis may have big butts, but their asses and breasts are always squishy and soft, like a bowl of Jell-O.
Tricky and dangerous at the same time, here are 20 things you must know about dating an Indian man. The looks: When it comes to Indian men, it is hard to differentiate between a glance and a venereal stare. The wooing: Can someone please correct the definition of wooing for these men?
What's more, their eyes are talented enough to scan a female body within microseconds. Just for the record, wooing does not involve cat-calling, ‘that’ creepy smile or talking in a way that makes it so obvious that our breasts are all that's on your mind! The not-to-smooth moves: We wish Indian men would buy themselves Dating for Dummies already!
Yes, there are several clichés you get to hear about Indian men, and though most of them are true, you can never quite understand them fully.